Very Important Recall Notice!

I came across this “Recall Notice” and I thought it was very cleverly written.

Have a wonderful Friday friends and make sure you are referring to your “Operating Manual” regularly. 😉

Be awesomely blessed!

Cláudia

Recall Notice

The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured,
 regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary
 and central component of the heart. 

  This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code
  named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same
  defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically
  termed "Subsequential Internal Non-Morality, "or more commonly
  known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

  Some other symptoms include: 

	1. Loss of direction.
	2. Foul vocal emissions.
	3. Amnesia of origin.
	4. Lack of peace and joy.
	5. Selfish or violent behavior.
	6. Depression or confusion in the mental component.
	7. Fearfulness.
	8. Idolatry.
	9. Rebellion.

  The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this
  defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free
  of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician,
  Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of
  the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee
  required. 

  The number to call for repair in all areas is:  P-R-A-Y-E-R. 

  Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the
  REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair
  Technician, Jesus, into the heart component. No matter how big or
  small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:

	1. Love
	2. Joy
	3. Peace
	4. Patience
	5. Kindness
	6. Goodness
	7. Faithfulness
	8. Gentleness
	9. Self control 

  Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Basic 
  Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on
  the use of these fixes.

  WARNING:
  Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction 
  voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers
  and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human 
  unit being permanently impounded. 

  DANGER:
  The human being units not responding to this recall action will
  have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be
  permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that
  facility. 

  Thank you for your attention! 

  GOD, Please assist where possible by notifying others of 
  this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father 
  any time.

	With thanks to: Peter Enesi
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2 Comments

  1. I love that!! Thanks for spreading the word through your blog, you’re a great writer with a very distinct point of view! All the best and lots of Love!

    • Hey Rocky!
      Thanks for visiting my blog and for leaving your positive comment. I really appreciate it. 🙂
      Take care and God bless!
      Cláudia


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